verbally high

When you are high mentally, not so much physically. So much so that words and sentences that come out of your mouth no longer make sense.

Person 1- "Yo, lets stay in the music and listen to the car"
Person 2- ".....what....?"
Person 1- "Leave me alone, Im verbally high."

by Jamielynn1989 April 16, 2010

verbal sodomy

an act of verbally accosting someone to such an extent that the recipient feels as if they have been raped in the most unnatural of ways.

I was forced to commit verbal sodomy when that douchebag was in my face talking shit.

by pendergastastic October 6, 2010

Verbal Origami

Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.

Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami

Female (to husband): We’ll probably go over to Mum’s this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum – what are you saying?
Husband:(…WTF???? Verbal Origami).

by Piripineho October 19, 2011

Verbal Jail

When someone says something so old school or stupid that they should be in jail for STILL using that term.

Person 1: You're so phat.
Person 2: You need to be in Verbal Jail for still using that term!

by Soulful Delight December 5, 2011

Verbal Hook-Up

A conversation that was meant to be 5 minutes long but lasted an hour or more. I this conversation there is maximum eye contact, the feeling of butterflies in your stomach, and possibly a tingling sensation in your genitalia.

Person 1: Yo, I just had a verbal hook-up with Brittany.
Person 2: No way man she doesn't give anyone the time of day.
Person 1: She gave me more than just the time of day ;)

by PB&J112915 July 5, 2016

verbal typo

A verbal typo is when someone says something other than what they wanted to say in the first place. It is most often a switching of prefixes between two words, such as "chicking tock" instead of "ticking clock". It can also be an entirely different word that just sounds the same. Verbal typos occur a lot, and can happen to anyone at any given time.

John: Damn, I can't concentrate. That chicking tock is so annoying!
Jane: What's a chicking tock?
John: Sorry, ticking clock. Just made a verbal typo.

by IEatzC00kies August 19, 2016

Verbally Sex Attacked

When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.

"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."

by Jackkannoff April 3, 2020