Vegetarian

A narcissistic contratrian who hates animals and only doesn't eat meat to feel special and superior to everyone else.

"HEY! HEY, PERSON I DON'T KNOW! Look at me! I'm a vegetarian! I'm important! I'm part of a movement... Or something... Either way, still cooler than you!"

by SilverCurbsideProphet February 17, 2023

Vegetarian

people that don’t like meat, therefore can’t get dick and are probably lesbian

bro hiw was that date?

horrible she was a vegetarian and didn’t want my meat

by livvielife21 January 14, 2019

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 11, 2014

vegetarian blowjob

This requires two partners: a male and another male, or a male and a female. The giver will suck off the receiver's penis while the receiver is wearing a condom. This results in the blowjob being vegetarian as the meat is not actually tasted.

It's a fuckin vegetarian blowjob, what more you want me to say?

by TiddyTaster July 01, 2022

vegetarian cannibal

A person who swallows semen.

“Yeah she don’t eat meat but she will consume that animal byproduct when you cum. She’s a Vegetarian Cannibal.”

by MadScientist1634 May 10, 2019

Theoretical Vegetarian

A phrase used when you would like to have a very high standard for yourself in theory, but in reality you're just a basic bitch and can't discipline yourself to self actualize.

I'm a theoretical vegetarian.

by WhereEaglesDare March 17, 2017

bostonian vegetarian

You act and tell everyone you’re a vegetarian, but eat prime meat cuts at social gatherings because that shit is too good to pass up.

Just so y’all know, I’m a Bostonian vegetarian, but these pork ribs hit tho and I can’t resist

by @dirty February 13, 2022