A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012
Get the phone veganmug. A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker
by Vegan Wanker November 7, 2015
Get the Vegan Wankermug. Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.
by J420n March 5, 2020
Get the Vegan Dogsmug. by Kahanna January 17, 2017
Get the fake veganmug. The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.
by The Real Real OG June 3, 2018
Get the Vegan Yipmug. Beauty Products that don’t contain any animal or insect derived bi-products and or In their Ingredients list such as;
Carmine, Lanolin, Beeswax, honey, Collagen, Gelatin, Tallow, Keratin, Albumen
And are free from Animal testing.
Vegan Makeup , Vegan Cosmetics , Vegan Products also adhere to the same standards.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain most of the animal or insect bi-products stated above.)
Choose Vegan and Cruelty-Free Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
Carmine, Lanolin, Beeswax, honey, Collagen, Gelatin, Tallow, Keratin, Albumen
And are free from Animal testing.
Vegan Makeup , Vegan Cosmetics , Vegan Products also adhere to the same standards.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain most of the animal or insect bi-products stated above.)
Choose Vegan and Cruelty-Free Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
by Veganmakeupshare December 29, 2017
Get the vegan beautymug. Vampire 1: Hey, wanna hit the whorehouse tonight and have a few drinks?
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
Vampire 2: No thanks; I'm vegan.
by Ralph March 27, 2005
Get the Vegan-Vampiremug.