fake vegan

Someone who claims to be a vegan, but isnt

Look at Abbas he's such a fake vegan

by Kahanna January 17, 2017

That Vegan Teacher

Vegan Donut

That Vegan Teacher: Eat Your Vegetables
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'

by iambetterthanyou.com September 18, 2021

phone vegan

A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.

John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."

Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.

by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012

beer vegan

A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it

Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?

“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff

by Grassseed July 14, 2018

Vegan Yip

The random Hicupping noise that tends to come sporadically from vegans. "The Yip" as it's sometimes called has no specific candence but tends to come at completely random intervals and is a by product of not eating meat. Since the afflicted individual has no control over the yip it has been known to cause multiple problems and has coined the term Yipped yourself which is when the yip causes you to shit your pants.

"That dude just Yipped himself!"
That chick has a serious vegan yip going on all she eats in Quinoa

by The Real Real OG June 3, 2018

That Vegan Teacher

A Vegan Terrorist

That Vegan Teacher Is A Vegan Terrorist

by Aritox YT March 22, 2022

Vegan Cookies

1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior

Hey LaToya, want to go have a vegan cookie on the porch?

by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005