Seneca Valley High School

high school in the MCPS area. known for FOOTBALL and being 13th (or somthing) most diverse school in the virginia, maryland, delaware area. ( ya look who were up against.. damascus HA) break down of population~
30%- popped collar simple plan loving preps.
30%- G-unit wannabes
15%- latino fanatics
10%- cool rock people
5%- burn outs
10%-other
so there we are.

Prep- oh my good God. i must get a dooney and bourke purse
gangster- woah hoe. shut the fuck up
latino- por que?
rocker- (strumming guitar)
burn out- duuuude where am i?
other- woot woot ahhhh beep
so there we are.

by kill boy power head May 13, 2005

You know you go to Metea Valley when

a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...

You know you go to Metea Valley when

1. you have gotten PDAed at least 3 times for the dumbest shit
2. you are taller than the lockers
3. your siblings are older than the teachers at the school
4. you've spent a class period sitting in smiths class when you've never had him as a teacher
5. you've gotten sent back to class for not having a pass multiple times in one day
6. you have tried to sneak around Mr. Gordan to get to the vending machines
7. you know more than 3 pot dealers
8. you have come to school high or drunk
9. you laughed when sydney degan fell in a cheer routine
10. you got dress coded for a completely appropriate outfit
11. you sat in the office for over 2 class periods because you were dress coded
12. you freeked out when mushu the snake was stolen/escaped from smiths first semester
13. you've gave/got head more than 3 times in a week
14. you went to at least one epic drinking party during the year
15. you've stolen food and gotten away with it
16. you live 45 min away from the school
17. your middle school split to go to metea
18. you are a sophomore or freshmen
19. you hate your school
20. you have never gone to a football game or sporting event

by mcwccr May 18, 2010

Apple Valley

Apple Valley is also the first layer of hell in the high desert. To people of the high desert (or cities of the damned) the hierarchy is as follows: Apply Valley, Victorville, Hesperia, Adelanto with adelanto being the final level. But to its virtues Apple Valley is the most organized and least corrupt town of the High Desert. Neighboring towns such as Hesteria (Hesperia), Victimville (Victorville) and ghettolanto (adelanto) idolize the city for its organization, growth, rule of law. Composed mostly of the wealthy high desert dwellers it is the envy of other cities in the area.

Kid 1: "I'm from Hesperia."
Kid 2: "Im from Adelanto."
Kid 3: "Im from Apple Valley retards."
Kid 1 & 2: "thats so cool can I say you are my friend?"

by anonymous32415432642 July 28, 2011

Valley of Virility

When something is so straight in its manliness that it becomes incredibly gay in the process, usually displayed in a visual metaphor similar to the Uncanny Valley.

"Remember that 'Valley of Virility' thing I once mentioned ? That's where I feel 'Top Gun' lies. It is so straight that it's looped back around to gay."
-- Rantasmo, "Top Gun Needs More Gay"

by The Logical Fallacy November 4, 2017

ValleyDew

Probably one of the best and most well-known individuals to ever come across the platform of the server known as the Hypixel Network. One of the most controversial figures in the community, yet still beloved by all. Extremely good at sumo, and extremely proficient in the bedwars scene. #1 Duels player on the Hypixel Network, exceeding all by a significant amount. Extremely humble, and always morally correct.

Person 1: hey look it's Valley!

Person 2: doesn't he cheat?

Person 1: no, he's just too good for us!!!

ValleyDew: you're all cute as fuck

by ilovevalley August 19, 2019

gwynedd valley

One of the richest towns in pennsylvania, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and possibly one black person. the houses are bigger than apartment buildingsParents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc.

jdfansfjs
gwynedd valley

by latttti October 17, 2008

stardew valley

The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.

-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to

watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people

Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.

by reubeno March 12, 2021