Jill Valentine

appears in re1, re3, and the game that never happened re5.

also used as an adjective to describe when someone has been stripped down of all awesomeness and dignity, leaving them as a half made remnant of who they were before.

re1 and re3:

awesome just too awesome.

re5:

gamer 1: sweet re5, lets play!
gamer 2: yeah!
gamer 3: yay!

*"Jill Valentine" appears on screen.*

gamer 1: wth happened to her?!
gamer 2: Thats not Jill.. IMPOSTOR!! Take off your mask!!
gamer 3:*runs off crying*

seriously WTH!...and dont get me started on Chris....

by oldschoolgamergirl August 16, 2010

Valentines-less-ness

A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.

Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.

by Alex J. Burton February 14, 2010

valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

by banterful February 27, 2011

[Valentine's Day]

The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love.

Boyfriend: Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you edible underwear!
Girlfriend: Oooh. Thanks.

by FireIsHotOuch January 20, 2009

Saint Valentine

Mysterious; not known by many; having many misconceptions.

"Whoa, Saint Valentine. I thought I knew, but I never thought that he'd be like that."

by Saint Valentine September 11, 2005

Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011