VPT

Vanilla Pudding Theory -
A theory to where someone takes a cup of Vanilla pudding, spreads it all over your sex partners dick/vagina, puts caramel over that and let it sit there and harden. Once it is hardened, you will lick it all off until it is mostly gone. Once you have a little bit left, leave it there and begin to make love.

Guy- Hey baby, I just went to the store and bought packs of Vanilla pudding. Now we can perform a VPT!

Girl - Yes! Now pour it all over my cunt!

by Jason Grodsky December 20, 2009

VPILF

Derived from MILF, VPILF means Vice President I'd Like to Fuck. Originated in response to John McCain's selection for running mate, Sara Palin. So far VPILF only applies to her.

The term probably originated from the fact that IF she wins she will be the first woman to be a vice president and also due to the fact that she is so young.

Guy 1: Dude did you see that VPILF McCain picked as his running mate? She's only 44!

Guy 2: She's hot but I prefer PILF's.

by A. Noneemuss October 17, 2008

VPilf

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck"

If Sarah Palin became Vice President, I would like to have sexual intercourse with her, she would be such a VPilf!

by kilworth October 20, 2008

vpilf

"Vice President I'd Like (to) Fuck", popularized by John McCains Vice Presidential pick.

Guy 1: "Dude!, Did you see McCains Vice Presidential pick! Shes' a Total VPILF!!1!!!!!11!"
Guy 2: "Yes, Sarah Palin is quite Attractive."

by Jake von' MN October 18, 2008

vpilf

Vice President I'd like to f*ck.

Sarah Palin one hot vpilf.

by Yote October 20, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I Like (to) Fuck

That governor is one hot VPILF!

by Vagabond11 October 18, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to ____.

Sarah Palin is a VPILF.

by cardinal0512 October 18, 2008