Blackhorse craft vodka

Methylated spirits drained through Albany bread, to make it clear and look like real vodka.

I went to builders warehouse to buy some Blackhorse craft vodka!

by Pierat69 May 01, 2022

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

vanilla vodka

vanilla vodka

I want vanilla vodka.

by genericuser3301 May 06, 2021

Vodka Heater

A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.

Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.

Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.

Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.

Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night

by VodkaHeay July 02, 2022

Vodka Dropper

When you come to a party ready to drink. You squat and a bottle of vodka slides out your asshole and kerplunks on the ground. Everyone cheers and puts out their shot glass for a drink.

Becky Brittle Bumpkin was the life of the party with her vodka dropper.

by Heather Headshot January 03, 2020

because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 16, 2016

vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

by Thequantum August 27, 2022