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Tuning his guitar

Tommy's in there tuning his guitar.
by Hillarea June 13, 2022
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Tonkinson Syndrome

A rare disorder in which the person or persons has an abnormally large ego. Similar to narcissism, but a common side effect is a lack of self awareness.
Jeremy swears he's better than everyone else.

Yeah, he has Tonkinson syndrome.
Jeremy, your Tonkinson syndrome is showing.
by Baldylover August 4, 2022
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tonkinpfs

she's an amazing editor and friend and she's like super cool and she also loves me very much so that's nice
tonkinpfs is awesome but her mom is more nicer
by daddykai August 27, 2022
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Tonkinsdobrav

The best editor on TikTok and talented person
Tonkinsdobrav
by anonymous June 27, 2022
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Turking

Appalling and shocking driving on Turkish roads and highways without any regard for the highway code or the safety of others
That turking is going to kill someone upon seeing a driver cross 3 lanes on a highway while using their mobile phone and eating a sandwich
"Good lord, that is some horrendous turking over there" as a vehicle reverses up a highway having missed a turning
by Stuart the scholar September 12, 2022
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Turking

Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022
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Tonkinitis

A disease one can have, and struggle to cope with that consists of the liking of a male Tonkin, even when sometimes you know you are getting played.
"She's still not over *insert name* Tonkin, after a year, she has Tonkinitis."
by Lorlie October 17, 2022
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