by Thatitbook March 1, 2022

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that you can't get her off in time before the big purge. So you kick her in the air right as you're about to cum.
by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.
Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

When the waiting staff at a restaurant say they will give you straws at least twice and forgets the straws every time.
by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

by Cobainism follower March 7, 2023

College kid 1: wanna drink?
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!
College kid 2: on a tuesday?
Ck1: hell yeah its aggressive tuesday!
Ck2: lets get fucking wasted!
by Traw15 April 11, 2017

grab your favorite lgbt friend and a pack of your favorite cigarettes and head to your local open-late coffee shop!
by celiacb1tch January 27, 2021
