A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;
often sought by legions of college females
often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.
A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby December 1, 2010
Get the Crumpet Trumpetmug. Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014
Get the Angel's Trumpetmug. Puckering up and blowing into someone's as hole and pushing down on their stomach while they have diarrhea. Making it explode onto their face upon release.
You should have seen John gag after he played the "Tarnished trumpet". I've never seen anyone run to get a shower that fast.
by 72Ironhead73 February 20, 2017
Get the tarnished trumpetmug. Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
by The Gerk July 13, 2010
Get the Sweaty trumpetmug. After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
by dj power punch October 17, 2020
Get the Ass trumpetermug. by theantiscro May 11, 2014
Get the Vitamin Trumpetmug. When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015
Get the Chubby Trumpetmug.