Crumpet Trumpet

A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females

A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..

by brookeybby December 1, 2010

Angel's Trumpet

Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.

Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.

by The Receiving Party January 29, 2014

Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

by theantiscro May 11, 2014

Chubby Trumpet

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.

Man,I begged my girl to give me a Chubby Trumpet last night. Sadly, she said no.

by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015

jungle trumpet

Large busty black vocalist singing blowjob

I got the best jungle Trumpet at the Jazz Bar last night

by JungleTrumpetJazz September 5, 2023

hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

Ass trumpeter

A misguided fool who repeats and spreads the lies and misinformation of an uneducated buffoon.

After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.

by dj power punch October 17, 2020