toraz

A super cool girl. Toraz is that girl that everybody wants to hug! Normally cute and innocent but is funny and crazy.

Person1: Hey, did you talk to Toraz?
Person 2: Yes, I wanted to hug her!
Person 1: I hugged her!
Person 2: Cool, I'm jealous!

by That_Random_Toraz October 6, 2013

Mr.toratelli

(noun)1.)a male named vincent toratelli who runs the streets of brooklyn and eastern orlando often injuring his sworn enemy the gang honeybees leaving them face down on there vinetas begging for mercy from unbellivable pain
2.)a well esteemed black belt in the martial art form kenyan grandfather rolex

citizen:tao's right you should attempt that or mr.toratelli will leave you face doen on the mat guy
citizen2:i guess your right im afriad of that guy he runs these streets

by toratelli none the less January 20, 2010

Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.

One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"

by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014

i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend

You Just simply really wanna die today, but that sadly is not gonna happend, idk why you even searched this up, but ok lol.
P.S you also wasted your time reading this.

Person 1: i really wanna die today but thats not gonna happend
Person 2: Don't we all?
Person 1: Shut up.

by im here, but im not here May 20, 2021

Do you know what today is

Send him nudes when asks “do you know what today is

Him: Hey do you know what today is?
Her: what’s today?
Him: national send nudes day

by I promise trust me May 20, 2021

I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

Torange

The only word in the english language to rhyme with orange

Dude! Torange Rhymes with Orange!

by Deth2UAll October 1, 2009