Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019

Kyle

Kyles a big libtard

“Wait isn't Kevin heart and Kanye west the same person”-Kyle 2019
Yes he actually said that

by El Chapo the sexy elpaco January 23, 2020

the kyle

a very religious group of people whom's sanity could be questioned and would do any thing for their leader
TOM

over thy years the Kyle have had an ongoing disagreement with the elyk's but so far the elyk's have stood no chance.

oh no the Kyle is cuming for my foreskin.

by cronix_z293 November 25, 2019

Kyle

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019

Kyle

Sometimes two faced but really nice when he's not two faced. He has a big heart, open to all! Mostly shy but when you get to know him he’s extremely funny and is a great friend. He doesn’t stick to his word though, but he can keep certain secrets!

Friend : Don’t speak to them nor be friends with them, shes such a bitch. We don’t want you to get your feeling hurt!

Kyle : Okay, i won’t speak to them.

*speaks to the person his friends tell him not to be friends with*

by Unknown Grapefruit May 22, 2019

Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019

Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019