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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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raptor shed

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed
by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022
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The Big Shed

A true Englishman. As patriotic as he is big. Nothing in his veins but Stella and Mayonnaise. Everyday is chest day. Left right good night to any German or Argie bastard. Brexit means Brexit.
I’m the big shed. Brexit means brexit you cunt give us a Stella n a ciggy.
by Smithy1009 May 4, 2022
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Ed the Shed

Ed is a Shed
"Wow its Ed the Shed!"
by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 17, 2022
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shed

A location where keeds do their drug deals. Also called "drug shed".
"Where should we go today?"

"Maybe shed?"

"Shed? Mabe."
by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022
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Stoller Shed

A structure prone to collapse, especially due to haphazard construction or questionable workmanship.

Metaph. Something unstable or unreliable.
Wow, that plan collapsed faster than a Stoller Shed.
by Marsyas40k December 25, 2021
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behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
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