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Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021
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Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.
That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)
by GloriousPump February 18, 2024
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Orange Raccoon

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon
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Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets
My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry
by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025
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Raccoon Roundup

The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see
We had a great raccoon roundup last weekend. Pew! Pew! Pew!
by Yourturdness June 7, 2017
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Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe
by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021
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