Taranaki Biscuit

Taking a shit on a mountain

I took the best taranaki biscuit on the mountain

by SoBoofed February 2, 2017

lip biscuit

A very lush and thick mustache, capable of soaking up juices, much like a biscuit.

That cop had one helluva lip biscuit...I bet we could smell his girlfriend on that.

by saxdogg December 5, 2011

sky biscuit

An old term and endearing term for a flight attendant. "Sky Biscuit" is seldom used in modern times due to the age and general surliness of the typical modern flight attendant.

1. That sky biscuit is a real hottie! She must be new to the airline industry. Didn't she used to work at Hooters?

2. Old Captain to young First Officer: "We used to hire some real nice-looking sky biscuits, but now we only hire hags and fags."

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.

Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?

by T0mBoi April 24, 2016

coyote biscuit

Made up by chase carter.

This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.

second definition: ATM - ass to mouth

third definition: poopy penis to mouth

when ozo umeh puts his dick into a austin eriksons asshole and then puts it into spencer clouds mouth, this is called a coyote biscuit.

by hilaree massasro October 22, 2009

Bologna Biscuit

Another word for a Vagina.

Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.

I'm hungry for Jenny's Bologna Biscuit right now. She's looking fine as hell; I could eat that all night long.

by SassyJax01 November 16, 2011

turd biscuit

A hunk of poo that is reliquished from the anus in a shape similar to a hockey puck. These are a rarity.

Julia is so lucky, she unleashes turd biscuits on the dizzle, I'm so jealous.

by nutsmcphee June 26, 2009