Australia

A fictional land of mysteries, where people go without their daily lives, just like us, but upsideown. Crime is thought to be quite popular here. This is not so supprising as all you have to do to kill someone in Australia is destroy their "ground harness", a harness attached to, you guessed it, the ground. Since people are upsideown, all you would need to do is destroy their harness and they would launch into space, with no trace left of them. Luckily this place is not real so nobody has to deal with this, but even so, it is a tale.

"im thinking about writing a book thats taken place in Australia"

by WhiteWolf46 November 3, 2018

Australia

The skin surrounding either a male's or female's genitalia/erogenous zone that is below the waist. It may also be used to refer to the genitalia itself, as well.

The bf is coming over tonight, better clean up my Australia.

by wordsrfun2283 May 5, 2014

Australia

A place where at least they don't have AR 15's

As the lyrics in the dangerous animals of Australia song goes "But at least we don't have AR-15's"

by yesnomaybenoyesnoyes November 9, 2020

Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant

Look how cool the Australia army cadets are

by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023

Australia

What can you expect, hmmm? Oh, let’s see…… Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. Australia is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia is the oldest, flattest, and driest inhabited continent, with the least fertile soils. It is a megadiverse country, and its size gives it a wide variety of landscapes and climates, with deserts in the centre, tropical rainforests in the north-east, tropical savannas in the north, and mountain ranges in the south-east.
(And yes, that was from Wikipedia, lol.

Some person: Hey, you heard about Murray?
Some other person: Oh yeah, him? That australian. Heheh, yeah?
Some other other person: What are you going on about?
Some person: Murray, I think.
Some other other person: Oh, yeah, ok.

by WindmillToast4312 November 3, 2023

mowing australia

shaving ones pubic hair

lets go sarah! hold on let me finish mowing australia.

by Pikach0x75 December 27, 2016

Snorkeling in Australia

See snorkeling, except this is performed from the backside of the said male resembling how an Australian toilet flushes in reverse.. The male tucks both his balls and shaft underneath and essentially covering his taint so that they appear right beside the butt hole. The other participant places the balls over their eyelids and begins to suck on the dick while their nose rests in the ass of the male resembling a snorkel.

Boyfriend: Hey babe, want to give me a blow job?

Girlfriend: Sure. It's kind of bright in here, maybe I will just go snorkeling instead?

Boyfriend: You have always told me you have wanted to go to Australia, (as he turns around) now you can go snorkeling in Australia!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017