Homestar Runner

That doofus who can't remember his lines. Ever.
www.homestarrunner.com

"There was this one time I saw Homestar Runner punch a kitten in the throat! No, seriously!"

by Dan September 29, 2003

Homestar Runner

Limbless bastard who should be beaten up by Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

Uh-oh! This does not look good for Homestar Runner!

by dj gs68 April 25, 2003

Homestar Runner

He who speaks with some kind of european accent.

Hellû! I'm Homestawr Wrunnóh. Welcume tü Humestewwunnoh.nät!

by Yambalaya Jamendu November 25, 2003

Beer Runner

A male/female over the age of 21 who drives to the store to get beer to keep the party going.
Requirements: car, drivers license, and money, and must run really fast, and can't drink till done.

Guy 1 "Dude luckily we had that Beer Runner or that party would have sucked."

Guy 2 "Yea man i know"

by newbornking January 29, 2007

Skunk runner

N: one who must run naked around a house because they are terrible at a given game and has been skunked.

V: To run around a house (usually durring a party) completely naked because of being skunked at any particular game.

N: HaHaHa. Look! We have another skunk runner!

V: I am very good at drinking games, therefore I have never had to skunk run.

by pbop1 October 27, 2010

Slave runner

Slave runners are slaves that escape captivity/ run away from their owners.

Chains on my friends' necks like slave runners

by JiggySGZ May 27, 2018

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017