Generational Rodeo

The act of having sex with 3 generations of the same family.

A Generational rodeo?? It’s like the cowboy three way but you add a hot grandma to the mix.

by Drock1954 December 10, 2018

Blood Rodeo

When a woman is on her period and removes her tampon by ripping it out and spinning it around her head.

“Did you have sex with him? Aren’t you on your period?”

“We had a blood rodeo”

by Brittneydidntdoit February 22, 2020

Rodeo Pig

Where a man approaches a large woman and asks for a hug, whilst being granted the hug the man whispers in the womans ear "you fat rodeo pig". Hearing this the large lady or 'Rodeo Pig' goes into a frenzy, the man must hold onto the woman for as long as possible while she tries to flail free of the iron-grip hug.

"I hold the World Record for a Rodeo Pig, 30 seconds on the back of a Moby-Dick look-alike"

by WezyB April 2, 2008

Chinese Rodeo

When a man is doin a girl in the pooper and just before he cums he spits on his partners back then when she turns around bust all over her face.

I was Fuckin my girlfriend today and i tried the chinese rodeo

by bumdriller August 22, 2009

Asshole Rodeo

To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.

My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.

by congozilla February 25, 2013

Isuzu Rodeo

A monstrous hybrid of Japanese fish truck parts and GM electrical work named after its ride.

I do a special Native American rain dance and say five Hail Mary's every morning before starting my Isuzu Rodeo.

by st. pauli girl is hot November 11, 2012

Rattlesnake Rodeo

A sex act requiring a man, and a woman with moderate to extreme epilepsy. The man engages the woman in intercourse using the "Doggy style" position. He then turns on an overwhelming amount of strobe lights, triggering in the woman an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. He then has to try his best to continue intercourse AT LEAST until the seizure has passed.

It is believed this method was originated by Indiana Jones, in an attempt to rid himself of his crippling fear of snakes.

To make it more fun, the man can make several changes:
1. Beforehand, get her to wear a pair of novelty plastic fangs. This will make her appear more like a rattlesnake.
2. After turning on the strobe lights, superglue a baby's rattle to her lower back and/or ankles. This will produce a rattling sound guaranteed to get any snake enthusiast in the mood.

3. Perform the act in the middle of a desert or somewhere rattlesnakes can be found. Combine with #2 to attract real rattlesnakes and make it a bigger challenge to avoid being bitten.

Man: "Hey (epileptic) Sarah, you wanna wear these rattle-I mean vampire fangs and have anal sex?"
Sarah: "I *LOVE* twilight! That sounds sexy, lets do it!"
(Later)
Man: "I tried to have a Rattlesnake Rodeo last night with sarah, but she choked to death on the fangs during her seizure and now I'm going to prison."
Friend: That sucks. You should have tried the Alligator Fuckhouse instead.

by indiejones May 11, 2009