by DrumBox January 7, 2015

When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.
Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.
by MM132 June 21, 2023

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.
by RadioJock March 22, 2024

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
by Edward Scholarsly June 9, 2018

1. Noun : A political figure whom engages in theatrics and/or exaggerated conduct while the media is present.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
2. Noun: A person whom willingly engages in the act of being fisted.
3. Noun: A person whom portrays themselves as a spokesperson regarding agenda(s) and/or ideal(s) of which they have no direct affiliation, and/or appointment.
1. The PM was a muppet during yesterdays speech.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
2. I have a sneaking suspicion that my new partner use to be a muppet.
3. A muppet outside the venue informed me that I am a racist and bigot.
by Isawordifcommonlyunderstood November 20, 2022

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018
