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The Morris

A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.

Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.

Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
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Libby F**king Morris

“damn that guy is so cool, he’s such a Libby F**king Morris
by eggmangeorge January 22, 2021
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Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.
"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."
by Widowmater. October 21, 2017
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Richard Morris

When somebody is referred to as a Richard Morris, it means that they rarely bathe, they often try to be seen as a nonchalant-loner type person, and they try to appeal to women and be seen as a chill guy, when in reality they are hella rapey.
“Ayo Brendan shut the fuck up you’re being a fucking Richard Morris.”
by Doodoo poopy boy December 31, 2024
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Harry Morris

A Harry Morris is an extremely sexy person who when is around makes any girl extremely wetland aroused!
Omg He is such a Harry Morris
by Punani Man November 23, 2020
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Morris.

MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.
The guy everyone was thinking about is Morris.
by Cynott November 23, 2021
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