jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
Get the jordanmug. The prettiest girl in her entire high school. She's perfect and has a million friends and has the best reputation. She's close to everyone like her family, her gazillion friends, and the guys. She knows right from wrong and is incredibly smart. She's a ducky, and she's KRISPY. She laughs all the time and her full name is totally black. Jordan . <3
Jordan is pronounced JOR-din not JOR-dan.
by welovejb September 11, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. A guy who seems sweet and nice at first but once you get to know him he's a douche. Has little to no regard for the feelings of others and cares only for himself. Jordans are very horny guys that will do anything to get laid. Do not fall for one.
by XenaRage June 9, 2011
Get the Jordanmug. This guy may be the one you think you're looking for, but don't be fooled, Jordan's can be the most cruel bitches ever... They'll love you for a while then drop your ass.. They be like MOOOOVEEE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY GET OUT THE WAY BITCH... Yep he probably is a total d!#k and has that one really cute friend... Hen basically does every sport and thinks he's good at all of them.... On a positive note Jordans can be very fun loving,musical guys that love anything that gets em dirty.. <3
by RosellaHighland February 8, 2014
Get the Jordanmug. A girl of natural beauty who is kind to everyone. She's extremely talented, though she may not believe it all the time, but her friends are there to support her. They understand how wonderful, amazing, weird, and caring she is. She is also bright, and plans for an exciting future. Anyone who meets her can instantly see her inspiring, but also animated, character.
by Melody (MissMaj) March 13, 2014
Get the Jordanmug. A big jerk. Someone who thinks is so special and they can't get enough of themselves. They think that everyone should think that they're perfect and that the world should revolve around them .
by Dorkyduck May 7, 2015
Get the Jordanmug.