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Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.
by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020
mugGet the Feeding the pigmug.

Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
by NewDude12 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Penguin Feedingmug.

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.
Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”
by Hym Iam September 28, 2022
mugGet the Feeding tubemug.

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010
Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene
mugGet the Dream Feedmug.

Pub feed

When a true blue aussie bogan goes to the local pub to get a big fat greasy feed.
Bogan: Yeah mate im really craving to go for a pub feed right now.
by Ch0dehaver October 30, 2022
mugGet the Pub feedmug.

feed the meter

To insert coins into, or otherwise pay, a parking meter.
I'll be right back—gotta feed the meter again so I don't find an orange envelope of shame on my windshield!
by southland August 18, 2017
mugGet the feed the metermug.

Majestic feeds

Always talking shit to random ass niggas on xbox, 10/10 has a super small cock and sucks massive asshole at any game he plays. In love with watching gay porn and eating. Should die soon
by FeedsIsBanned June 27, 2018
mugGet the Majestic feedsmug.

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