mulch fairy

A fairy that comes in the middle of the night and spreads mulch on your flowerbeds so you don't have to.

The mulch fairy came last night and made my yard look awesome!

by BrookieF August 4, 2010

finger fairy

When you are drifting in a nice sleep with your partner and get a nice tickle in the night

After a long day on mammoth slopes to get plowed by the finger fairy to a nice happy ending

by Vesperalpig September 24, 2016

dumpster fairy

A female with multicoloured hair and tattered Bohemian clothing, also referred to as a Crunchie. They are generally seen hanging around their Wookie boyfriends in the parking lot of a Phish concert or lolling about some public space. They sometimes make a living by selling knotted bracelets made from hemp string or objects they found dumpster diving.

Check out that dumpster fairy with the aquamarine hair. Why is she with that stinky Wookie? He must have concert tickets or really good weed.

by Hitchhiker42 May 5, 2018

Spunk Fairies

Where a group of girls dance naked around a naked man and take it in turns to caress and suck him until he jizz's.

Dan - Hey James them spunk fairies last night were fuckin awesome!

James - I know i just want spunk fairies all night.

by JizzyDavey February 26, 2010

fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

AIDS fairy

A person at a Rave that injects you with the virus commonly know as AIDS. you are affected immediately and may die without seeking medical help.

Man with syringe injecting young children at raves is the AIDS Fairy

by mike hancho22 October 30, 2013

Book fairy

A librarian; or sometimes a sexy bookworm.

Sierra's a damn fine book fairy.

by sierrathebookfairy June 7, 2009