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Don't-Thai-to-me

A dismissive or critical expression used to accuse someone of speaking dishonestly, evasively, manipulatively, or in a way perceived as typical of "Thai-style" impoliteness, nationalism, or cultural indirectness. Often implies mistrust or frustration with what is being said.
Look, if you messed up, just say so. Don't-Thai-to-me with all that nice-sounding talk.
by teapot_dev July 28, 2025
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Thai sushi

Thigh sushi between girls legs
by Chall3ng3r03 October 6, 2021
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Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021
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Thai

Should have just came out of the closet before he got married & had kids.
Now he just made things extremely weird for everyone. Clearly this was all calculated to prove to others that he wasn't bisexual but in reality he was from the get GO! Dammmnn YO!
HANAHA: " yo SAM, is THAI OK"

SAM: " We are all waiting for him to come out of the closet "
RYAN: " SAM & I lived with THAI for many years and we did suspect something, that he could be BI "
HANAHA: "Eweeeew 🤮🤢, OMG. What the heck, he leads everyone on with a false image "
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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Thai dragon

You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night

Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man
by SEX NIG July 14, 2019
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Don’t Thai to me

The popular online term “Don’t Thai to me” have an exact definition but it boils down to “don’t lie to me” ,“don’t steal from me” or “don’t cheat on me” . This term can often be found during a heated conversation between an outsider and a Thai person where the outsider typically responds to the Thai person’s accusation by saying “don’t thai to me”. It's believed to have originated in Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong in around 2013.
P1: “Hey, Angkor Wat is actually from Thailand

P2: “don’t thai to me”
by siam555 July 28, 2025
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Thai

💦🍆👅💋💊💉☠💊🍆👅💋💦🤮

He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.

He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.

He had the same people involved this time as well.

ALI and MILES MULTANI

They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL

The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "

Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄

These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.

They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?
MILES MULTANI: " Yo ALI, looks like the roffie that we put in his drinks has kicked in on the individual"

ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "

THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.

MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "

ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "

MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "

INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?

MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another

thai iced tea "

THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "

MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "

THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"

MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"

Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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