tactical retreat

1. (Verb) A more manly and sophisticated way of running away.

I got really nervous, so instead of turning into a blathering idiot, I decided to pull a tactical retreat.

by HeyItzZephyr November 28, 2014

Tastical

Something that is the coolest thing ever to be created. (except for MLIB)

dude thats so tastical,i cant believe we created this!

by texas pro 41 May 30, 2011

Tarticle

someone who makes a tart of them self in the public eye, for attention. like trying to get in a magazine for acting provocativly. making a show of your self tartily

katie price made a right tarticle of herself at the oscars.

by jordenthegeek October 9, 2009

Testicide

The murder of a testicle.

Moniquia was so angry with her baby daddy, she committed testicide.

by Mararrrr July 28, 2010

Tastyculz

Testicules that are particularly tasty.

-bob: LICK MY TASTYCULZ BITCH, they taste goooooood
-paul : no ty

by souflyte55 January 27, 2011

Tactical Pussy

The tactical pussy is the act of a wingman taking one for the team by pulling a carefully selected girl so that an associate can score with her friend that they would not normally be able to do.

Guy A: "Hey dude, I fancy that blonde over there but she has too many friends around her.."

Guy B: "No worries man. I'm wankered, I'll pull the fat chick!"

Guy A: "Cheers bro! TACTICAL PUSSY!"

by bristolsheffieldkid September 26, 2011

tactical bullshit

An act in which the girl you've been waiting to meet up with bullshits you saying she can't come but she still wants to. She either wants you to think that you are worth her time, usually spent being a suck up lesbian, or that she can't hang out when she said she could.

Guy 1: How was it with you girl today? Get some..
Guy 2: Shit! I didn't even see her. She gave me the tactical bullshit.
Guy 1: Maybe she's with the lesbians?

by tric318920 November 22, 2011