Blop Tart

The act of getting a blowjob while eating a poptart

Thanks mom that was the best blop tart breakfast ever!

by automagic April 22, 2010

Fart tart

When you shit in a pop tart and use it as a condom. Feels great,until you get a STD or herpes.

Girl:Did you use a fart tart on me!? Guy: yes i did baby!girl: i want a divorce asshole

by Sugon69 September 2, 2022

slop tart

a girl that cant hold her booze and normally gets a train ran on her donkey butt

Man that girls the biggest slop tart, she can say her name cuz shes always gotta dick in her mouth.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

Tart Hole

The Vagina of a girl who has been around a bit to much and tends to be easy (ex1). Combining the word tart and hole. Typically used as an insult, or to tell someone to shut up (ex2)

John: Man you see that girl there? I would hit that.
Bill: I dunno man, I heard she is a real tart hole.
John: Really? Score, an easy lay!

Marry: Omg hey guys!
Tim: Shut your tart hole.

by Daniel the Jewish Wordsmith July 2, 2008

ass tart

A pop-tart used as a weapon against someones ass

That queer wouldn't get off my couch, but a few well placed ass tarts and he moved pretty fast

by holyfunkadelic01 April 1, 2004

fuck tart

to heat up a poptart and stick it into a girls vagina,then eat it while viciously squeezing your partners titties.

Ben D. couldn't wait to insert that strawberry pop tart into abby's vagina,it would be his first fuck tart.

by mrs.bushesbush February 19, 2008

Sweet-tart

nut that has dried up in a persons asshole

Travis Stone had a sweet-tart from sergio the other night, when it came out it looked like a sweet tart

by nick burg October 2, 2003