sex on tap

Being able to have sex whenever you want.

'my ex dumped me because I wanted sex all the time, i would have thought boys would have liked sex on tap.'

by xLaurax August 15, 2008

mushroom tap

to forcebaly smack someone on the forehead with a penis, thuse leaving a mushroom-shaped wealt on face

dude i so mushroom tapped that chick

by faroramzes October 29, 2003

Tap in merchant

Someone who only scores goals inside the six-yard box.

Me: "The Mckeevers are such tap in merchants."
RustyDustyNail: "Yeah, they are almost as bad as penaldo."

by Egberto Carlos February 1, 2022

I'd tap that

A phrase used in a sexual appeal to someone/something.

It's origin comes from back in the old days when a farmer would shove a tap in a tree to get syrup. people today use the "tap" to name their penis.

"Woh, see that chick's ass man?"
"Yeah dude, I'd tap that!"

by HJxJJ June 4, 2012

turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

by master of love May 20, 2004

Dodie Tap

when someone taps your dick/nuts usually resulting in a pain in the lower stomach where the only remedy is to curl up in the fetal position

dude 1: "Dodie Tap!"

*hits dude 2 in the nuts*

dude 2: "awwhh FUCK you"

dude 2: *hunches over and holds gently*

by >jOC< February 12, 2009

Stick Tap

1. The equivalent of clapping in ice hockey, in which a player literally taps his stick against the ice, boards or glass to create a clapping sound. As with clapping, this is generally a congratulatory gesture, or sometimes a sign of respect or encouragement (as with a player leaving the rink with an injury).

2. Outside of the actual playing of hockey, the term may be used as above, or to give a shout-out, recognition, etc. for pretty much any reason. In this case, when used in writing (as in message boards, blogs, etc.) the term is often abbreviated as s/t.

1. Only an asshole doesn't give a stick tap when they're finished playing the national anthem.

2. S/t to Casey for pointing out that shortcut. I had no idea it was there!

by Z. Tenao December 7, 2011