n. 1. The butt. In the same way a gas tank is filled up with gas, the spank tank may be filled up with a good spanking.
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
2. The mental database of naughty images to which one can spank the monkey when more conventional pornography is not, uh, "at hand."
1. Yo baby, come over here and lemme fill up yer spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
2. My mom threw away all my porno mags. Now I have to rely on my spank tank.
by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006
Get the spank tankmug. Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.
Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?
Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.
Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.
Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.
Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.
Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.
by B. Hanback April 3, 2008
Get the Piranha Tankmug. 1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
by Breoffrey January 13, 2009
Get the pocket tankmug. The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.
I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention
by jbassic July 25, 2018
Get the tank parentingmug. by Sparklelicious January 6, 2015
Get the Booty Tankmug. by mrhenhouse June 12, 2011
Get the Hoot-tanksmug. A respectful way of referring to arguably one of the best presidents in Korean history. During his term, President Chun(AKA TANK BOY) strived to annihilate communists and pro-North Korean politicians in South Korea. However, because he was the no.1 communist counter, a few Jeonradians of Gwangju tried to overthrow President Chun. But it was no match for Tank Boy's soldiers.
"Damn, I miss when Tank Boy was in control. Nowadays Korea is packed with commies"
" Yeah the country was a better place when Tank Boy was alive"
" Yeah the country was a better place when Tank Boy was alive"
by VERY HAPPY ROH MOO HYUN February 28, 2023
Get the Tank Boymug.