A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.
Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan
by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018
Get the Taco Bell Veganmug. by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
Get the taco bellmug. 
if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.
Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!
by BreathingHumanPersonLiving February 23, 2021
Get the Taco Bellmug. Diarrhea inducer
Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell
Frickin' taco bell
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
Get the Taco bellmug. The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves
“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”
by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024
Get the The Lego movie eats taco bellmug. When you have a tummy ache so bad that you're going to explode a toilet
Usually takes place after eating taco bell
Usually takes place after eating taco bell
by Mosue April 25, 2023
Get the Taco Bell Tummymug.