metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

MC ton

A nice company made by amogus

I work at MC ton

by Sisiejis October 21, 2022

shot ton

When auto correct screws you and Melodie is trying to poke fun.

It rained a shot ton.

Melodie says “ I hate when it rains a shot ton” as she mocks my auto correct.

Thanks Apple

by Realness838384&484 March 24, 2022

Tonatively

The gesture or uneasy look you give to someone that might as well have spit in your face and took your lunch money!

This is easily the best show ever! Tara Reids expression was priceless, intriguing, and tonatively outstanding when she took down that bitch that called her the c word with only words!

by SpellingVee June 15, 2022

Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017

Ton père

A word meaning ur father commonly used by NNS STUDENTS

Herh ton père

by CAPTAIN NNS September 30, 2019

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025