third base

The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.

Did you hear about Wilson? He got to third base and busted ALL OVER her face!

by John is awesome December 25, 2005

Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

by cweeks March 30, 2010

third eying

The art of pulling galactic energy through the Pineal Gland in connection with the universal cosmos.

What was that connection that happened between you and Madison.. Oh we we're just "Third Eying".

by keeshan22 January 24, 2017

Stacking Thirds

When three men each have a third (1/3) of an erection, and combine their efforts to achieve one (1) full erection.

Damn Girl! My friend and I think you're kind of fine. When our buddy-who sort of agrees-gets here, we'll be Stacking Thirds to Folsom Prison.

by Dogstar Reeves July 22, 2010

thug-nasty thirds

Being the third guy to have unprotected sex with a girl. Pretty high risk of STDs

If I have to wait and get thug-nasty thirds after Andrew and Roberto again, I'll probably catch an STD.

by trojan44 February 3, 2009

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

third leg

the penis (see also middle leg)

My third leg was sore from jacking off.

by Light Joker July 6, 2005