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Thief trick

One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.
by Solid Mantis January 9, 2020
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Dirty tweet thief

Some one who steals awesome tweet from their friends
Lucy openshaw is a dirty tweet thief
by djb1905 April 1, 2020
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Thief

A low life piece of shit/ trash they take what doesn't belong to them and feel no remorse for the person who's lives they ruined/ just affected in a very drastic way. They deserve to be locked up for life for taking hard earned people's money and other valuables and if they one day suddenly disappeared i can for the most part almost guarantee no one would miss them.
Meet Fred, he works hard for his money is a taxpayer and bought everything he owns. On this day, Fred had his car stolen with many of his valuable possessions still inside the vehicle including but not limited to his phone, wallet, credit card insurance registration and other things that were valuable to him. Now Fred has to call the police who will probably arrive to the scene 2 hours after his car was initially stolen to file a report and they say they will like but the odds of them finding the car are very low. This is made worse by the fact that Fred had just finished paying of the vehicle and had just recieved the title to the car while the piece of shit thief is probably doing drugs in it without a care in the world.
by Righteousdude28 April 24, 2020
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Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum
Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!
by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020
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condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 29, 2012
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Pupil Thief

The best movie ever made starring the one and only Nicolas Cage. It is a trademark of Niall Corp. People generally now use this term to something that is totally awesome.
Person 1 "Man did you see that triple back-flip the guy did on the shark!"
Person 2 "I know man that was a total Pupil Thief!"
and
Person 1 "What movie would you say is the best movie ever?"
Person 2 " Pupil Thief of course! Why did you even have to ask that question?"
by RagingFire2010 August 1, 2013
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dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.
Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!
by dickthief March 26, 2011
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