A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012
Get the phone veganmug. A part-time vegan but a full time wanker.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
You want to be a meditating, creative, yogi with the strength and flexibility of Ghandi and BOY do you tell people about it. But you are constantly failing.
You definitely do yoga, and let everyone know about it through all available social media and by literally hollering it down the street while riding your fixie bike.
You film yourself doing yoga, the morning after a heavy binge session where you danced on the bar and went home with your friends little brother.
It's all in the juxtaposition of aiming high... and falling so low.
This morning I saw Fiona and she was telling me about this organic, sustainable farm she's working on this summer to learn about health conscious and mindful, vegan food production. Then I spotted her later from afar and she was inhaling a full family size packet of crisps. She's such a Vegan Wanker
by Vegan Wanker November 7, 2015
Get the Vegan Wankermug. A diet consisting of fruits, vegetables, legumes, starches, nuts, seeds, spices, sea vegetables, cruciferous vegetables, sometimes supplements (vitamin b12). Often accompanied by recommendations to get sun exposure and daily exercise. (Vegan- meaning without animal products.)
Peter wanted to try improving his heart health so he tried eating a WFPB Vegan diet.
Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.
WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.
NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.
Rebecca went vegan and soon after decided to eat WFPB vegan for her health.
WFPB Vegan eating changed Jenny’s energy levels, causing her to study nutrition.
NutritionFacts.org has a daily WFPB Vegan checklist called the “Daily Dozen”.
by Debt19 May 16, 2019
Get the WFPB Veganmug. Julio and Ronald where chillin' like villains outside the vegan food store when Amanda walked out. The three of them then went back behind the store and had a vegan roast.
by Hugh Janas January 22, 2015
Get the Vegan Roastmug. That Vegan Teacher: Eat Your Vegetables
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'
Me: I don't like vegetables, fuck vegetables, I want McDonalds'
by iambetterthanyou.com September 18, 2021
Get the That Vegan Teachermug. Beauty Products that don’t contain any animal or insect derived bi-products and or In their Ingredients list such as;
Carmine, Lanolin, Beeswax, honey, Collagen, Gelatin, Tallow, Keratin, Albumen
And are free from Animal testing.
Vegan Makeup , Vegan Cosmetics , Vegan Products also adhere to the same standards.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain most of the animal or insect bi-products stated above.)
Choose Vegan and Cruelty-Free Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
Carmine, Lanolin, Beeswax, honey, Collagen, Gelatin, Tallow, Keratin, Albumen
And are free from Animal testing.
Vegan Makeup , Vegan Cosmetics , Vegan Products also adhere to the same standards.
A Vegan-Friendly Product means the brand is a Cruelty-Free Brand with Vegan-Friendly options in their product range/line.
Cruelty-Free in the beauty industry means the brand does not test on animals.
(Or have second or third parties test on animals or test finished products on animals on the brands behalf.They can still contain most of the animal or insect bi-products stated above.)
Choose Vegan and Cruelty-Free Beauty to Revolutionize the beauty industry.
by Veganmakeupshare December 29, 2017
Get the vegan beautymug. 1. A cookie that is free of all animal products
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior
2. code name for cigarettes, usually used by teenagers to communicate in front of parents (or RA's) who disapprove of such behavior
by allegra dowdle July 29, 2005
Get the Vegan Cookiesmug.