gay mayonnaise

A very unfunny joke I made

A:"how are you? "
B:"like gay mayonnaise "
A:"fish "

by Just. A. Kaz June 10, 2022

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

Mayonnaise breeding

When you and a friend (preferably named Cale) get a huge barrel of mayonnaise and submerge yourselves in it together, you then lock toes and stick one man’s genitalia down the other and breed. Once one has finished the other genitalia goes down the first one. You go until there is blood, once there is blood you leave the barrel and lick the mayo off of each other.

Mike oxlong: what are you and Cale doing later?
Me: were mayonnaise breeding

by RabidTurkey June 17, 2022

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 29, 2019

Dirty Mayonnaise

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

by MayoGott October 07, 2024

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024

Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

by R Rude December 23, 2022