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Throat Lizard

A throat lizard (or pork missile, glizzy) is a hot-dog sold by the cart girl on a golf course
Oh boy, I am starving! I'm going to destroy 2 throat lizard at the turn
by Seannoob March 14, 2022
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Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.
Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.
by Lizard Len March 2, 2014
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Fat Lizard

The term "Fat Lizard" originated in 2022 in South Carolina, USA. It is best described as:

Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.

With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
"Look at him trying to tell the boss on us and then come back acting like friends. Talk about a fat lizard.."
by BR4NNNN June 23, 2023
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gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.
1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009
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Slot lizard

A trashy female who has no job and spends all her money on the slot machines at the casino. She will go from one section of the slot machines to another, hitting on unsuspecting men. The common slot lizard will sell their body for a room and some cash for the slot machines, but the slickest and seasoned slot lizard will schmooze the sucker of her picking out of cash without doing much of anything.
Jess ain't nothin' but a fuckin' slot lizard these days.
by YepShesCrazy June 21, 2020
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Lizard Method

Using a lizard-like, rapid flick o' the tongue to pleasure a vagina.
Austin used the the lizard method to no avail.
by kale hag February 26, 2015
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Pit lizard

A women who walks around any race track pits supporting who ever just to sleep with them at the end of the night
Bro, Shay day is so ran through. She is such a pit lizard. She’s slept with every racer at mobile int’l and five flags
by Minute man July 27, 2022
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