grease grubber

someone who eats with excessive speed or is incredibly messy in consuming food. also, someone who eats food at any given chance or takes food from another without permission

Everytime Andy gets out of my car, there are always crumbs in the backseat. He is such a grease grubber!

by Hitlist 2 October 18, 2008

Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Grief grease

Tears used for cranking it

We're not together anymore so I used all of my grief grease to launch a hearty wad

by Rob the stallion November 26, 2020

Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Grease Throat

When you eat something greasy and your throat gets coated in grease. When you clear your throat that sound you make is called grease throat.

After eating all that Chinese food I got major Grease Throat.

by Naked Zebra April 1, 2021

Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

gangman grease

idk, its a liquid made of everythin one can find, often inedible

aaran, give me a swig of the gangman grease

by gangman grease February 22, 2021