Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.

I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed

Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer

by Trou god April 27, 2021

Rock on boy summer

A summer consisting of boys rocking on, not to rock music but just saying rock on at any given moment. Often said in a high pitch tone with extended syllables.

Boy 1: “wow great shot!”

Boy 2: “roooock ooonnn”

Boy 1: “rock oooonnn”

Boy 3: “roooooccckkk ooonnn”

Boy 4: “roooockk onnn it’s a rock on boy summer”

by DT MIKE June 23, 2021

2023 Titan submersible incident

On 18 June 2023, Titan, a submersible operated by OceanGate, disappeared in international waters in the North Atlantic Ocean, approximately 400 nautical miles (740 km) off the coast of Newfoundland, Canada. The submersible, carrying five people, which includes Stockton Rush (CEO of OceanGate), Shahzada Dawood, Suleman Dawood, Hamish Harding, and Paul-Henri Nargeole was part of a tourist expedition to observe the wreck of the Titanic. Communication with Titan was lost 1 hour and 45 minutes into its dive to the wreck site. Authorities were alerted when it failed to resurface at the scheduled time later that day.

A: "Hey bro, do you know about the incident?"
B: "What incident?"
C: "Seriously?! You don't know?! It's been all over news!"
B: "Oh! The 2023 Titan submersible incident, right?"
A: "You're right!"

by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn June 23, 2023

summer sack

When the mercury rises and the humidity peaks, a frequently resulting condition is known as summer sack. The condition can be characterized by temporary ball sack adhesion to the upper thigh, general saturation in perspiration, and a resulting mysterious funk. Similar to swamp nuts in the tropics and American south.

Friend: I have got some serious swas going.

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got summer sack for sure.

by gordonblue August 28, 2007

Summer Vacation

The time of year from June to August when you have a lot of weddings, college kids go home to their summer job and the kids go to summer camp. And for the dumber kids, they have to go to summer school.

Summer vacation was the best time of the year for me when I was a kid.

by [e-mail] March 18, 2009

summerfish

This is a term used by bands to describe the ones that they met whilst travelling. The summerfish is simply a groupie. The one that gives you great times and pleasure (and usually sex), but it's only for beautiful summer months.

Mike: Hi dude, do you remember this busty chick we met in June in Prague?
Henry: Oh yeah, she was a real summerfish.

by mike_beast November 8, 2007