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Mustard stroke

by Wrordmax June 15, 2016
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Constipation Stroke

When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
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arctic stroke

A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist
Guy 1:"I tried the arctic stroke and I came in half the time."
Guy 2: "Nice. I'll use it at work."
by LuckyFool July 24, 2016
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getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013
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scrote stroke

You know when you meet a seemingly cool, down to earth guy / gal that you want to get to know better? And in order to do that you feel like u just wanna give em a quick lil stroke on their scrote you know? like just two fingers very light very casual but a definite stroke along the underside of somebody's scrotum.
Wow.. that guy Faraz seems chill. Kinda wanna give him a quick scrote stroke see what he's all about
by scarkin December 10, 2016
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Artic Stroke

The act of giving a handjob while wearing a fuzzy glove.
Me: Did you see the porno with the girl giving the guy an artic stroke?

Him: Yea bro, I am trying to get my girl into the fuzzy fetish.
by Never_On_Time_Nymphatics April 20, 2016
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stroke tid

You have a stroke and your tid shakes
1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids
by tids4life August 24, 2017
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