Scrandolph

Scrandolph: A very very bad player in a video game

(ORIGIN)

Scrub = Scrandy = Scrandle

Random = Randy see BK Randy = Randolph

Randolph + Scrandal = Scrandolph

Get this Scrandolph off my team before i punch a hole in my T.V.

If one more Scrandolph noob tubes me im gonna jump out my window.

by xHypern0va November 9, 2010

strangers hand

You sit on your hand until it becomes numb. Then you jack off and it feels like it is someone elses hand doing the work.

I was sick of jacking myself off so I sat on my hand until it was numb and it felt like it was someone else pulling my meat.

by Martin Chickasaw January 26, 2004

albequerqe strangler

This most hideous of maneuvers involves an extremely intoxicated woman ready to vomit and a "concerned male friend" in an isolated stall. He sets up the scenario by innocently offering to hold back her hair while she proceeds to vomit. However, unbeknownst to the woman, he is undoing his pants with his other hand. After the bulk of the vomit is expelled, the ensuing dry heaves create the ultimate contractions for deepthroating. The sounds made as a result of heavy penetration mimicking someone who is being strangled. He finishes, cleans her up, and hopefully, she blacks out shortly and forgets everything. The concerned friend leaves that bathroom stall a legend amongst his friends.

Ted: I think Jimmy gave that drunk girl an Albequerqe strangler! She looks like she's been through the mill.

Harry: No wonder he's always so helpful.

Ted: I bet his balls smell like old schmagma.

by Longshanks Blumpelstiltskin June 13, 2006

Death Stranding

A.k.a. Erotic asphyxiation. It's the act of cutting off oxygen to the brain to the point of near death before ejaculation.

He almost died while trying death stranding.

by Rick Silverman June 12, 2019

double reverse stranger

A variation on the popular stranger and reverse stranger. This challenging technique is achieved by sitting on both your hand and your penis until they become numb. You then proceed to jerk off. Because you can't feel anything, it is like watching someone else jerk off.

I was really bored last night so I gave myself the double reverse stranger. Does that make me gay?

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 17, 2006

strangle a darkie

Same meaning as choke a darkie, ie to crap/shit/defecate. The word "darkie" relates to the usual colour of poop.

I was just about to leave the house when i had a sudden urge to strangle a darkie, so i had to use the bathroom before i went out.

by lyndal June 22, 2007

double stranger

A combination of the stranger and the reverse stranger. In the double stranger you sit on both your member and your hand, before masterbating. Then it's like you're watching someone else get a hand job... You're just a guy in the room watching.

Last night i gave myself a double stranger... it was good.

by sabianuser August 26, 2006