Stalactite

Nose gold that hangs from the bottom of a desk in an office environment. May sometimes be found forming on the walls of cubicles. Formed regardless of whether a spectator is present. Sometimes contains trace amounts of fecal matter and/or ball cheese. Typically removed from the human nasal cavity, just shy of the brain, by stubby fingers.

After scratching his taint in front of an innocent bystander, Owen picked some nose gold and decided it would be a good idea to add to his stalactite farm under his cubicle desk.

by UndertheDeskTrade October 23, 2020

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Going Stalefish

When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.

Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"

by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009

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Subway Stalactite

n. A build up of organic material on the ceiling of an underground subway composed mostly of run off from broken or corroded sewer carrying pipes. It's generally black, white, or brown in color with spotting of one or more of the other colors. It resembles a underwater volcanic plume of carbonic material hanging in cave-like stalactite formations. Often beneath subway stalactite there is also subway stalagmite, with different properties than the supplementary subway stalactite.

Subway Stalactite may be a black, brown or white deposit of sewage or run-off forming plume-like organic spikes.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009

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stale male

The situation where a male cannot get his penis to be erect in a sexual context, causing him to be disappointed, which then leads to his penis becoming more flaccid.

Dude, so how was last night with Stacey?

Not good bro, it ended in a stale male.

by YoBoiTaeyo January 15, 2016

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