Sandy Spread Cheeks

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.

I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!

by Cousin Blackjack August 1, 2020

secretary spread

Tendency of (mainly female) clerical and secretarial staff in large organizations to engage in office romance/sexual activity with superiors as means of professional advancement.

"Women have such low self-esteem that sometimes the secretary spread seems like the only route to success." New York Post

by TexDenim March 2, 2009

Cd’s man spread

When a girl man spreads so big that it takes up the whole table and makes people very uncomfortable.

Yo I didn’t mean to Cd’s man spread on the bench this morning

by Tweetpea12 September 13, 2019

Spread My Mulch

The act of homosexual erotic activities with a group of 3 or more males. Typically hosted by a balding male with an unusually long torso. The event usually involves much anal play with the addition of glitter and various wooden butt plugs. The event is then ended with a pizza and beer celebration with the possibility of a round of golf.

The weather is going to be nice this weekend! I'm seeking a foursome for some weekend fun; help spread my mulch Saturday that will include pizza and beer. I will then be open to play a little golf Sunday (or potentially Saturday afternoon if we start early and finish early). You can't pass up this tremendous opportunity! Who's in?

by mikee8983 March 23, 2017

spreading them cheeks

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.

friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017

The spread leg wiggle

The spread leg wiggle you do when your testicle sack sticks to the side of your leg and you have to relieve it.

It was a hot day, my sack was super glued to my thigh. Took a solid three minutes of the spread leg wiggle to fix it.

by catainanarchyinlabuff June 7, 2012

Melted cheese spread

The act of applying warm cheese spread as a substitute for lube, commonly used in the winter. Popular cheeses used include; Brie, Wensleydale, Gorgonzola and Baby Bells.

Judith I can't get in you're icing over, apply the melted cheese spread.

by Golden graham July 13, 2015