Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.

"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

snap the sponge cake

Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.

hey bra, wanna snap the sponge cake?

by Mrs. Choksondik December 20, 2010

spongelust

A severe craving for Spongebob Squarepants.

His spongelust was too great; thus, he succumbed to buying the first season of Spongebob Squarepants.

by vega_stardust January 28, 2006

Spongelies

Another word for money

"I MADE A SHIT LOAD OF SPONGELIES THIS WEEK"

by Keebeelicious January 15, 2009

Spongebob Hairplugs

The 47th Vice President of the United States, since January 20, 2009.

"Did you hear what Spongebob Hairplugs said to reporters yesterday? I can't believe anybody thought he'd be a better veep than Sarah Palin!"

by Scribe of Slog March 11, 2009

SpongeThrob

when you are watching spongebob and look down and suddenly realize you have a boner

henry: dude anthony, did you see that new episode of spongebob?
anthony: nah dude, i dont watch that show anymore cuz last time I got a small case of spongethrob
henry:dude, you got a boner for sandy?
anthony: actually it was from squidwards nose. It excited me

by EnergyDrinks17 October 23, 2010

sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.

Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.

by kevkevblazini August 6, 2016