Sperm assult 

When a man suprises a unsuspecting woman with a cum shot.

Dude, I was at the airport and I blew a load on this fat chicks face then ran away!!! SPERM ASSULT!!!!!!

Sperm assult by capt a April 4, 2009

Sperm Burn 

The result of dryed up ejaculate on a face.

Steve could not go out Saturday because of the sperm burn recieved on Friday night.

Sperm Burn by stefan`124 March 9, 2009

sperm burper 

a fag whose breath smells like sperm when he burps

fuckin a man get out of my face you sperm burper.go burp your sperm somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!1

sperm burper by emu March 5, 2003

sperm bank whore 

Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.

Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"

Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"

sperm bank whore by Ikurasake Gerigenion January 27, 2008

Sperm Sisters 

Women who all have a child with the same mans sperm and support each other for the sake of the children.

"We didn't know too much about each other, but now that we're sperm sisters our sons have the right to know their brothers from other mothers"

Sperm Sisters by milk9837 October 18, 2011

Sperm Perm 

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.

"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."

Sperm Perm by mc080290 December 22, 2006

sperm whale 

a fat person who wants to be a whore

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

sperm whale by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011