spatula

Insult used to imply that the subject regularly makes love to spatulas.

1:"Hi. You alright."
2:"Get away from me you spatula."

by cooltim4u January 16, 2004

Spattle

When one accidentally spits on some one. Usually when talking, especially when saying the sounds "sh" and "s" and "p".

Karen : She's such a slut, Peter.
Peter : God, Karen! Why'd you have to spattle?

by gabster123 January 20, 2008

spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object

Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!

by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009

spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010

Spatalianese

A person of Spanish, Italian, and Chinese decent.

Can also be Spanish, Italian, and Japanese.

Person 1 : Hey what's your backround?

Person 2 : I'm Spatalianese :)

by Spatalianese November 4, 2009

spattage

The opposite of 'swallowage'. The act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's(or man's) mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a B.J.. Yet, sometimes, accompanied by vomit, as the jizz has actually been ingested and then puked out. Almost synonymous with jizz-spat, though jizz-spat is more of an immediate reaction of spitting out the cum before it reaches the person's stomach.

Girl: 'Slob, slob, slob, slurp, glump, glurg, gulp, CACK!!!'
Guy: 'Hey, slag-face, what's up, no swallowage???

Girl: 'Ewwww, no WAY!!! I would never do something gross like that!'
Guy: 'Well, then, you'd better clean up all that spattage on my expensive shag rug, along with that period blood....slag.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Spatchy

Portmanteu of speculative and sketchy, used when a source is unreliable or cannot be trusted.

Geek 1: Dude, did you see that Carol Danvers is going to be in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie?

Geek 2: Yeah, but that source was really spatchy.

by af632 August 17, 2012