Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 13, 2010

snatchurally

Natural talent and skill owing to the female gender

I don't have to work at it. It comes snatchurally!

by Meggieneon September 1, 2011

snatchural

An unmanicured pubic area. A woman's bush in its natural state.

"Hey, congrats on bangin' Lola. I bet she was totally shaved down there".

"Nope, totally snatchural. I would've preferred a landing strip but it was actually kinda hot".

by Dikles November 16, 2011

snatchrimony

The act of marriage between two (or more) lesbians.

I have a feeling that Ellen is in favor of snatchrimony.

I approve of snatchrimony on all levels.

by Treadlock December 9, 2012

Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.

Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.

by Ijax uswallow May 20, 2015

Snatchem

An action in which one steals (or snatches) a turt, specifically, from an enclosure.

Look out Liz, I'll snatchem. I'll snatch your turts.

by Snatchthemturts January 23, 2019

Daddy Snatchers

when a female braids her hair into two french braids so her man can pull on them while he's hittin from da back

"Ayy, get them daddy snatchers ready ;)"

by iamurdaddy69 April 2, 2017