Genital Slurpees

Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.

or

when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off

sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!

by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008

slurpie

pussy juice

i sucked her slurpie

by trentmasta May 25, 2003

slurpie

The greatest beverage you can ever purchase. Go into your local kwik trip, go to the back of the store and you will see many different size cups (like mega buddy, big buddy... ect). You fill it up with smoothy slush and three flavor shots. 32oz for 1.87, what could be better than that?

Fuck big gulps I want a slurpie.

by 8Ocho8 April 9, 2007

Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.

Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.

by James Hess March 30, 2008

Slurped

Being in such a relaxed or high mental state that when reclining or not standing up it feels good.

Nigga I’m ripped af, like I’m slurped bruh.

by Snapchat / mc-awesum September 28, 2019

curry slurper

A native, or racial descendant, of the Indian subcontinent. Syn.: raghead. It can refer to any subcategory, including engineering students, crack motel owners, 7-11 cashiers, or holier-than-thou nose-ringed, sari-wearing pretentious immigrant bitches. Also, one who enjoys shit-eating diarrhea sex. see, also, gupta, patel.

"Who's the new fuck-wad in a pink polo shirt and loafers playing with his iPhone on the lawn near the Bio-Sci building?"
"Just some fkn curry slurper."

by Mahatma Gupta Patel, III August 5, 2008

Sperm Slurper

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

by King Kling December 11, 2006