UPS Ground Service

The bottom rung of UPS delivery options. Basically, it's delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting Saturday(which is usually an extra grand). This is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (GROUNDED) till it's delivery on the 8th or 9th day. You hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.

Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?

Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.

Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.

Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.

by Alleycat1969 September 28, 2012

OTS oahu transit services

OTS stands for Oahu transit services , they believe urban dictionary is a sufficient source for evidence even though anyone can add anything here as a made up meaning there fore anything on urban dictionary is not a creditable source

Person 1 : I currently work for OTS

Person 2: what is OTS
Person 1: Oahu transit services
OTS Oahu transit services

by Random texan August 28, 2018

terms of service and privacy policy

some shit no one reads but gets spam from all the time

Definitions are subject to our terms of service and privacy policy

by holeiotiktok.com February 4, 2020

TheOfficialFNG Discord Server

Football talk and Shitposts, innit.

Being Defined as:
TheOfficialFNG Discord Server was on a madness, innit.

by PoopLoverBoy69 February 18, 2021

That one server

A fucking hell hole of a discord server, ran by killjoy (she is addacted to cereal) and a shitty admin that enforces the shit out of rules, no one likes him btw.

Ever heard of *that one server*?

by Hidden_gaming March 10, 2021

The campaign trail discord server

Discord server filled with crazy characters. Some are based some aren't.

I am from the the campaign trail discord server.

by Rudy Giuliani 969797 August 9, 2021

Service 64

The phrase said over the counter microphone whenever a hot chick enters certain food outlets. Should the phrase be unable to be said due to a female manager out back, a common practice is to press the special button 3 times on the till, displaying a message on the kitchen order screen of the same meaning.

Chick: *enters shop*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*

by King of 64 March 30, 2008