GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable
Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.
"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."
"I don't," I protested. "I--"
But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.
-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot
We love Paul Slater
-Pfcers
by hellonicious July 7, 2006
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"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."
"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out
and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."
guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from
the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!
guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.
guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?
guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.
guy1: Nice.
the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!
guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.
guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?
guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.
guy1: Nice.
by Slayah X May 1, 2010
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One who is slack or lazy in the workplace and spends more time whinging and complaining about having to do work in place of actually working.
One who is slack or lazy in the workplace and spends more time whinging and complaining about having to do work in place of actually working.
Get back to work Slackerias
by Miss Anthrope June 21, 2006
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Get the Slacker mug.A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.
Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
by Fuze Defines June 22, 2007
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Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019
Get the Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon mug.A man that will pursue and bed a dragon (fat nasty bitch). This man is usually of average or skinny size, this term does no usually apply to a fat guy with a dragon. The pair should be somewhat disproportional for it to be a legit dragon slaying
by FDD2 January 4, 2007
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